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Why is this impressive do you not have sharks in your malls
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Linda Belcher: The UFMWD Strike Chant
Boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus,
I’ve got a yum-yum, you’ve got a penis!Shake your hips, wiggle your butt,
Drop your pants, pick ‘em back up! -
- child's therapist: your child has a mental disorder
- parent: i'm supportive, understanding, and loving. i will do all i can to help my child.
- child: i can't do this because my disorder makes it very hard.
- parent: you're lazy
- parent: you're immature
- parent: get over it it's not that big of a deal
- parent: grow up
- child: i'm insulted and i think your comments are abusive
- parent: i've done nothing but support you with this!!!!
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the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god
WHY IS HE A JANITOR
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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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