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The Ebola Czar and Other Newly Appointed Titles that DEFINITELY Won’t Incite Panic
President Obama recently appointed Rob Klain as “Ebola czar.”  Here are some other not-dramatic-sounding-at-ALL titles for future government officials that will also avoid widespread panic:
Murder King
Torture Sultan
Prince Racism
STD Comptroller
Hate Crime Provost
Dick Bursar
Volcano Pope
Hurricane Cop (starring Jackie Chan)
Executioner of Suicide Prevention
Bed Bugs Fuhrer
TSA Guard of Debauchery
ISIS UNCLE
International Debt Messiah
Blood Laureate
PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE of Nutrition and Exercise
Cancer Intern
GMO Archduke
High School Reunion Co-Chair
The All-Knowing, World-Devouring God-Emperor of Traffic Regulation

collegehumor:

The Ebola Czar and Other Newly Appointed Titles that DEFINITELY Won’t Incite Panic

President Obama recently appointed Rob Klain as “Ebola czar.”  Here are some other not-dramatic-sounding-at-ALL titles for future government officials that will also avoid widespread panic:

Murder King

Torture Sultan

Prince Racism

STD Comptroller

Hate Crime Provost

Dick Bursar

Volcano Pope

Hurricane Cop (starring Jackie Chan)

Executioner of Suicide Prevention

Bed Bugs Fuhrer

TSA Guard of Debauchery

ISIS UNCLE

International Debt Messiah

Blood Laureate

PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE of Nutrition and Exercise

Cancer Intern

GMO Archduke

High School Reunion Co-Chair

The All-Knowing, World-Devouring God-Emperor of Traffic Regulation

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dorkly:

GRAPH: The 100 Bloodiest Movies of All-Time
This chart by internet infographer Randal S. Olson uses the info provided by moviebodycounts.com to show exactly which movies show the most onscreen murders. This brings up some issues though. Does an Uruk Hai count as a “life”? What about Alderaan? Still, it’s weird seeing which movies made the list (The Mummy Returns?). Also, looking at the top 10, who would have guessed that Orlando Bloom was the deadliest actor of all time?

dorkly:

GRAPH: The 100 Bloodiest Movies of All-Time

This chart by internet infographer Randal S. Olson uses the info provided by moviebodycounts.com to show exactly which movies show the most onscreen murders. This brings up some issues though. Does an Uruk Hai count as a “life”? What about Alderaan? Still, it’s weird seeing which movies made the list (The Mummy Returns?). Also, looking at the top 10, who would have guessed that Orlando Bloom was the deadliest actor of all time?